(Sing to tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow
On foot not in a sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Balls and boobs all bounce
As we run and roll in snow
What fun it is to feel those flakes
They make my privates glow
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.......WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS,
HAPPY HANNUKAH AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
